yicrosoft directory girl

Mark wants to know,

“How did you feel when Twitter was down Wednesday night? And what did you do? Does Twitter feel indispensable to you now?”

My response?

I was in complete distress! I bit my nails, sweat a lot, shook and shimmied, contemplated head banging, called a doctor but he was going through Twitter withdrawal too, so I cried a little and fell asleep feeling lonely and betrayed.

“oh twitter why have you forsaken me? boo hoo hoo. waa waa” you know, that sort of thing.